Accessories

Cold hands ruin the drive. The Tungsten Core Heated Steering Wheel solves both by abandoning restraint entirely. Instead of mild warmth, it delivers unapologetic thermal commitment through a solid tungsten heating core. Instant response, thermal runaway, and consequences that arrive exactly when you expect them.

Can Do looks innocent enough, but reports say otherwise. Open with caution and learn why no one stops at one. This canned surge of initiative includes 80 percent attitude by volume and may cause sudden progress on tasks you have avoided for years. Kiss those honey dos goodbye.

With the No Fault AI Dash Cam, it is never your fault. This advanced system includes a trunk-mounted datacenter that gulps 10 gallons of drinking water per minute, quietly coinmines when not rewriting accidents, and saves every frame to pristine Betamax tape. For off-road/entertainment use only: because tampering with evidence is fraud, but looking innocent in 480i is priceless.

Faster Blue isn’t just soap, it’s a Category 5 mistake in a jug. Biohazardous, mildly radioactive, and made with 15% xenomorph blood plus real shrapnel pumice, it even cleans through gloves. Naturally Cherenkov blue and banned in California, it removes frame rust and frames. Good luck.

Harnessing the magnetism of dual-stacked neutron stars, the Mother of All Subwoofers delivers bass so deep it may alter tectonic plates. This isn’t measured by a dB meter, it’s measured by a seismometer. Designed for those who believe “too much” is a personal weakness, this is less a speaker and more a cosmic event.

Tired of dull flares that burn out too quickly? Declare independence from boring road flares with the Patriot Pyro Flare 9000. This roadside lifesaver shoots red, white, and blue fireworks so bright they’ll make passing truckers salute and geese fly south early. High-yield. Say hello to road safety and goodbye to your fingers.

Finally, a solution for backseat drivers in the front seat. The Passenger Ejection Seat features a compact launch rail, and underseat explosive module for rapid occupant removal. Optional sunroof use recommended (if you’re feeling merciful). Perfect for awkward silences, bad directions, or unsolicited engine tips. Not FAA approved. .

KaleCoAuto Elbow Grease is the ultimate synthetic solution for tough jobs, stubborn bolts, and projects that demand more than just the right tool. Whether you’re lifting an engine block by sheer force of will or tackling that rusted lug nut from 1992, Elbow Grease gives you the extra oomph you didn’t know you had. It’s perfect for any garage, toolbox, or Father’s Day gift basket.

You’ve said it for years and now you can finally get A Round Tuit. Made from solid steel and a little luck, this unpainted motivational disc is perfect for anyone who’s been putting off that oil change, drywall patch, or existential crisis. Pairs great with KaleCoAuto Elbow Grease.

Feel the Power: Literally. The KaleCoAuto Butt Dyno is the only dyno that matters. Calibrated chrome rollers in the seat let you feel every extra horse your mods claim to make. Comes with torque/HP readout, embroidered credibility, and zero connection to reality.

There are smoked meats. There are smoked lenses. And now, there’s a product brave enough to ask: Why not both? Purchase now for that smoky finish your rear end deserves. Made from the finest hardwood chips.

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Your engine oil deserves better than your engine. The KaleCoAuto Engine Oil Bypass Kit reroutes oil through a clean, elegant loop—avoiding all those grimy, thrashy moving parts. Guaranteed to keep your filter clean, your conscience clear, and your engine grinding.

Fight Inflation with the KaleCoAuto Lowering Kit – Four precision-molded fluted pieces in Red, Gold, Silver, and Black, each designed to instantly and irreversibly reduce ride height. Comes in a race cloth display box for maximum class and minimum PSI. Let it all out with our kit.

Tired of being flashbanged by aftermarket LEDs? The LED Headlight Dimminator delivers glorious, non-lethal vengeance with a precision turret and glare-seeking projectiles. Armed with AI laser guidance, it turns every commute into a controlled experiment in justice. Engineered in a lab above a deli, this device levels the playing field—one blinding headlight at a time.

The KaleCoAuto Flux Capacitor is fully functional, deeply irresponsible, and finally available to the general public. Plug it into any 12V outlet, accelerate to 88 mph, and kiss causality goodbye. No plutonium, no permit, no problem. Just you, your car, and an illuminated K that will make you glow in the dark.