Description
Ever find yourself on a scenic drive, trying to enjoy the satisfying purr of a finely tuned engine only to be interrupted by a passenger explaining how their cousin’s Tesla is “actually really faster because it’s electric?” Introducing the Passenger Ejection Seat by KaleCoAuto: the final word in conversational exit strategies.
Crafted from nearly aircraft grade aluminum, this ejector hides a compact but powerful ejection mechanism that installs on most seats. With a discreet launch button, you can now terminate unsolicited life coaching at 120 ft/s².
- Transparent seat for illustrative purposes only
- Slimline ejection rail guides for accurate passenger dispersal
- Underseat “Encouragement Module” with patented KaleKaBoom propulsion
- Optional: Open the sunroof. (If you like your passenger)
- Use with Flux Capacitor to launch your passenger into the Jurassic period.
- Mostly tested on crash dummies
Perfect for:
Unwanted podcast recitations
Backseat drivers who don’t know they’re in the front
When the passenger dialog skip button isn’t enough.
Disclaimer: Eject responsibly. Always check for overhead wires, low-flying geese, or drive-thrus with overhangs. Cannot be installed in same position as Butt Dyno.
Clem –
Installed this in the wife’s Crown Vic, figured it’d be a funny gag. Turns out she don’t think airborne travel is funny at all. Works great, launches clean, but be prepared for a real long talk after deployment. Five stars if you value personal space over domestic harmony.