Description
The fabled Flux Capacitor has returned, and just in time.
After years of confusing temporal diagrams, questionable wiring, and a lack of uranium, KaleCoAuto is proud to present the only Flux Capacitor certified to work in the 12V accessory socket of any wedge-shaped vehicle.
- Glows with the ominous power of possibility
- Engineered to withstand time loops, paradoxes, and road salt
- Now in “K” formation for enhanced KaleCoherence
- Includes Schrödinger’s warranty
- Proudly built without a single trace of plutonium
- The Quantum
Whether you’re looking to impress at the drag strip in 1960, have dinner on the Titanic, or just feel superior to people living in linear time, this is the only capacitor you’ll ever flux.
Return Policy:
If you’re not 100% satisfied with your Flux Capacitor, you may return it for a full refund no less than 30 days before you purchase it.
Disclaimer:
Only works from time to time. Not street legal in any timeline, even you don’t need roads. Do not attempt to sync with Mayan calendar. Keep away from blue police boxes. Under no circumstances should you enter the Jeremy Bearimy. Contains small parts and immense consequences. Product may cease to exist retroactively. Do not install in vehicles with unresolved plot arcs. May tear the fabric of space and time if used with Demon Core Bobblehead.
Rusty Chesterfield –
Name’s Rusty Chesterfield. Don’t know what the fuss is about this here Flux Capacitor. I hooked it up just like the paper said and now my dash lights flicker, my garage smells like burnt eggs, and the dog won’t go near the car. Tried callin customer service but they just asked what year it was. I said cowboy times and they hung up. Next mornin there were what looked like dinosaur footprints in Maude’s garden. She blamed raccoons but I ain’t so sure. Battery drains overnight and the horn sounds like it’s beggin for mercy. Feels like a scam. Gimme a real part.