Description
Protect your oil from the engine. After billions of years in the ground, it’s been through enough.
Modern engines place an unreasonable burden on engine oil—expecting it to lubricate, cool, clean, seal, and generally babysit a collection of volatile, spinning, exploding metal parts. Oil has been getting thinner and thinner to compensate for modern efficient engines. 0w20, seriously?
Introducing the KaleCoAuto Engine Oil Bypass Kit. A bold reimagining of lubrication theory that courageously bypasses your entire engine. That’s right. With our patented reroute configuration, your oil cycles safely and silently through a closed, hermetically beautiful loop of hoses, tubes, and hastily 3D printed parts. The oil stays pristine, the filter stays spotless, and the engine, well, that’s probably normal lifter noise.
- Guaranteed clean oil filter because no dirty parts are ever involved
- Closed-loop design creates the illusion of lubrication
- Reduces oil temperature by not subjecting it to heat
- Engine will eventually become as quiet as a graveyard
- Compatible with all modern oils and incompatible with most engineering principles
No longer will your oil be forced to scrub pistons or soothe angry bearings. With the KaleCoAuto Engine Oil Bypass Kit, oil becomes what it was always meant to be: beautiful.
Disclaimer: For external use only. Do not ingest engine shrapnel. May void engine, warranty, and bowels. Do not use to transport oil through engines. Not compatible with electric vehicles. Not for use with deep fryers. Compatible with 710 cap, but what’s the point? Not compatible with Gender Reveal Oil Additive.
Sam Buck –
I was changing oil every 3,000 miles like my dad told me, but this kit cut that down big time. Saved a pile of cash and maybe even saved the engine too. Can’t beat that.
Hank –
I’ll tell you what, this thing keeps my oil cleaner than a preacher’s Sunday suit. My truck’s been purring like a kitten ever since, and I reckon it’ll keep on runnin’ till the cows come home. Mighty fine piece of engineering.
Christopher Bryan Winslett –
The oil has never been cleaner! I’ve owned 9 vehicles this year and haven’t needed a single oil change! I love how universal this kit is as well. I just remove it from the bad motor and swap it into the new one.