About
Founded in 2001
KaleCoAuto was founded in 2001 by Kale Richards. A young man with a dream: To create a somewhat funny satire site combining classic car joke items like blinker fluid and brand new ideas like the engine oil bypass kit.
Since then, we’ve grown into the world’s leading fictional supplier of auto parts that range from plausible to ridiculous. Whether you’re a weekend warrior, a garage philosopher, or a maniac with a Sawzall and a dream, we have the parts you didn’t know you needed and the advice you probably (definitely) shouldn’t follow.
What’s in a Name?
Our full name is KaleCo Automotive Supply, but to spare your fingers (and your search bar), we go by KaleCoAuto just about everywhere. It’s easier to type, harder to forget, and slightly less likely to autocorrect to something involving kale smoothies.
Our core Values
Or at least what sounds good at the time.
DIY Spirit – Because instructions are just paper shame.
Innovation – If no one has done it before, there’s probably a reason. But we did it anyway.
Excellence – Every part we sell meets our strict standards of being technically real and emotionally dubious.
Customer Service – We’re here for you. Unless we’re on lunch
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What We Sell
What we actually sell
Hey! Want some sweet sweet merchandise?
Shirts, mugs, and stickers that you can actually buy for people who’ve stripped more bolts than they’ve read manuals.
Gifts for the car lover in your life. Or your enemy. We’re not here to judge.
Pssst! You can find all your favorite KaleCoAuto products in sticker form here!
Product sheets, both modern and classic! Holo Demon-Core Bobble Buddy! Logos and more!
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