Description
Some subwoofers move air. The Mother of All Subwoofers moves continents. Harnessing the magnetism of dual-stacked neutron stars, this device doesn’t just produce bass: it distorts reality in low frequencies yet discovered by science. Audiophiles talk about SPL in dB. We talk in seismic magnitude.
- KaleCo Blue cone with hex-texture for superior tectonic coupling
- Dual transparent magnet stacks filled with the power of a neutron star
- Gear-shaped dust cap with energy core for infinite low-end stability
- Outrageous enough to power your home, deafen your neighbors, and possibly summon the coast guard
Plug it in, and expect neighbors three states away to start asking why their windows won’t stop buzzing. Just don’t park it near a nuclear reactor.
Disclaimer: KaleCoAuto assumes no liability for continental drift, altered orbits, unexpected volcanic activity, or calls from NASA. Bass may cause temporary inversion of the Earth’s magnetic poles. If you can hear this product, it’s already too late. Never operate at a Lagrange point.
Christopher Bryan Winslett –
Yes… this was my experience. – have the plans for the 11th order omni-linear phase shifting enclosure with LED lights and a disco ball. Unfortunately, – decided to test this woofer in a free-air situation I’m now stranded in an alternate . dimension. So much for messing around with fault lines.