Description
The best catalytic converter is the one that protects the environment and itself. Taxonomically known as Catalyta Dentata, these little creatures will enhance your vehicle and your safety.
Congratulations. You’ve found the only undercarriage component on the market that fights theft with teeth. The Catamimic Converter doesn’t reduce emissions it reduces crime.
It looks like a perfectly ordinary catalytic converter. If you dare to roll the dice and get closer, you may notice the subtle differences: a faint breath. A wet drip from under the car that isn’t oil. Or perhaps you’ll only see a normal catalytic converter?
Originally developed in an occult lab that has since been sealed off and blessed by local clergy, the Catamimic Converter is designed to deter would-be thieves while it keeps the emissions of your vehicle clear.
- Feeds primarily on exhaust fumes, fingers, and power tools
- From another plane of existence, don’t worry about it
- Installs easily with basic tools and a firm lack of empathy
- Able to appear in the most tempting form to thieves
Whether you drive a Prius, a pickup, or a personal vendetta, the Catamimic Converter is your slavering co-pilot in this uncertain world.
Silent. Stainless. Questionably Sapient.
It’s not just a decoy. It’s a declaration.
Disclaimer: This product may emit strange odors after it feeds. Will shift into other, more tempting forms when hungry. May leave drool on the driveway. May skitter unexpectedly. Not suitable for houses with pets. May be telepathic, but keep that to yourself. May already have installed itself in your car or your home. It may be right behind you.
Clem –
Put this in to keep them catalytic crooks guessing, and sure enough found bits of someone’s angle grinder under my truck the next morning. They tried to steal it but left empty-handed, confused, and probably cussin’. Worth every penny just to mess with those scrap metal bandits.