Greenwash

Name: Greenwash
Brand: KaleCoAuto
SKU: P1VY
Availability: OutOfStock

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In 2002, KaleCoAuto nearly saved the planet with Greenwash, a fuel additive that doubled mileage and erased emissions. Then it mysteriously vanished, along with every trace of how it worked. We’d sell it to you, but unfortunately, it’s still missing. Probably locked up on a shelf next to the Ark of the Covenant.

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SKU: P1VY

Category: Rejected

Tags: engine

Brands: KaleCoAuto

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Once upon a time, KaleCoAuto nearly saved the world. In 2002 we unveiled Greenwash, a fuel additive that promised doubled mileage, zero emissions, and exhaust so clean it watered your plants. For reasons never fully explained, the project disappeared overnight, along with every record of how it worked. > Click here for the article <

Today, Greenwash exists only as a memory in our archives. Perhaps one day the formula will return. Until then, this page stands as a reminder of what might have been.

Doubled mileage in testing
Emissions reduced to nothing
Tailpipe runoff allegedly helped gardens grow
Still missing after all these years

Disclaimer: Greenwash is unavailable and possibly classified. Please stop calling to ask when it’s coming back. We don’t know either, and there’s been a lot of black SUVs around here lately. So stop asking, before the helicopters show up.