Description
So we tried to order replacement carbonators for the soda machine in the break room. Thanks to autocorrect, we ended up with these. We don’t know what they’re for. We don’t know what they do. But we do know they’re pressure-regulated, a handsome shade of blue, and they have the unmistakable face of a 4-barrel carburetor staring into the distance.
Whether it carbonates cola or demands 91 octane is up to you. Probably both. Possibly neither. Either way, it’s on clearance.
- Polished stainless steel tank with bold KALECOAUTO branding
- Genuine-looking-ish Quadrajet-style carbo-carberuator face
- Real pressure gauge, but we don’t know what it’s measuring
- Heavy-duty regulator and braided line fittings
- Brushed steel baseplate, which was very expensive
This item is extremely limited, mostly because we don’t want to explain to accounting how many we ordered. Get yours now before we come to our senses.
Disclaimer:
May not carbonate. May not carburate. Definitely doesn’t belong here. Pressure gauge not legally obligated to read anything useful. Not eligible for refund, warranty, or technical explanation.Can act as an engine combobulator. Will not discombobulate.
Sam Buck –
I hooked this thing up in the garage thinking it was a carburetor for my truck, but turns out it makes soda. Now I’ve got four hoses blasting cola like a V8 on prom night. Tastes weirdly metallic and I can’t feel my teeth, but the kids love it and the dog hasn’t slept in three days.
Christopher Bryan Winslett –
What Sam said… except I’m happier about it than he is.