Description
At last, aromatherapy that speaks to the working class. The KaleCoAuto Essential Oils Garage Collection brings the rich, complex fragrances of the automotive world straight into your home. Crafted with the same care, precision, and questionable regulatory oversight as our other products, these oils are formulated to soothe your soul, clear your sinuses, and remind you that you peaked in auto shop in high school. This is the only essential oil product labeled as a gross polluter.
Each scent is distilled from the pure essence of the garage experience: heat, fumes, and a hint of bruised knuckle. Whether you’re meditating, wrenching, or just trying to mask the smell of your last project, KaleCoAuto has a scent for you. Perfect for use with the included KaleCoAuto Propane Diffuser, or any device capable of open flame.
Scents Include:
- Blinker Fluid Bliss – A calming swirl of vaporized lies and orange you can taste with your eyes.
- Burnt Clutch Breeze – For those who believe enlightenment should smell like uphill traffic.
- Raw Diesel Romance – Earthy, unfiltered, and perfect for a day spent idling.
- Gear Oil Medley – A symphony of lubrication and lost knuckle skin. Smells like your favorite rear end.
- Brake Cleaner Fugue – Crisp, solventy notes that makes brakes clean and OSHA nervous.
- Leaky Coolant Haze – Sweet, minty, and only slightly toxic.
Breathe deep. Smells like progress. Smells like capitalism.
Disclaimer: Not for topical, aromatic, or any actual use. Do not inhale near curtains, pets, or hope. May attract raccoons. Product not evaluated by the FDA, EPA, or your mother. Keep oils away from sources of light and heat. If symptoms persist, congratulations: you’re part of the KaleCoAuto family.
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