Performance

A full 7-disk floppy suite that upgrades any 1990–2001 car with “self-driving.” Includes CGA visuals,  lane-guessing software, and pedestrian “detection” that works by feel. Simply install this into the floppy drive of your classic 90s car.

Handcrafted porcelain rotors: because nothing says confidence like fragility under pressure. Discover how we turn stopping a car into art.

When natural aspiration isn’t enough, reach for the Bar of Boost. Pure, concentrated performance potential. No wrenches, no mercy. No turbo required! Just pop in a bar of boost and enjoy 14.5 PSI of bottled horsepower.

Looks like a carburetor, feels like a carbonator, might be cursed. Perfect for soda, engines, or frustrating your mechanic. Beautifully machined. Read more about it, and do let us know if you figure out what it does.

TwisTwist for torque. Crank for power. The Adjustable Power Band lets you fine-tune your engine’s attitude with brute-force mechanics and pure optimism. Discover the secret to fully adjustable power.

Give your EV a soul. The EV Stick Shift Kit adds a real manual transmission, complete with clutch pedal, 1-R shifter, and full mechanical linkage. No fake paddles, no carbon fiber trim. Just actual gear changes and the satisfaction of doing something entirely unnecessary on purpose.

Feel the Power: Literally. The KaleCoAuto Butt Dyno is the only dyno that matters. Calibrated chrome rollers in the seat let you feel every extra horse your mods claim to make. Comes with torque/HP readout, embroidered credibility, and zero connection to reality.

Your engine oil deserves better than your engine. The KaleCoAuto Engine Oil Bypass Kit reroutes oil through a clean, elegant loop—avoiding all those grimy, thrashy moving parts. Guaranteed to keep your filter clean, your conscience clear, and your engine grinding.

The O Pipe is engineered from lightweight titanium and designed to deliver unmatched backpressure consistency across all engine types. Featuring dual inlets and a fully sealed loop design, it ensures optimal pressure retention and flow spinnification. Shown in standard titanium finish with heat stained joints. Dual-inlet configuration standard. For single inlet, stuff a sock in it.

Slotted brake lines for peak thermal mismanagement. Now with improved durability over our famously brittle cross-drilled brake lines. Won’t warp, crack, or stop. A well grounded product, just like any fluid that you pour into the master cylinder reservoir. Video link in product page!

Your EV is fast. Efficient. Dead inside.
One Soul fixes that.
Bottled spirit, ethically harvested, pre-attached with jumper clamps.
Awaken the machine.