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KaleCoAuto Journal
This is more than a journal. It’s a transmission from the edge of reason. Our truths are forged, not found. Tempered in the raging inferno of a lithium battery fire and quenched in engine oil. Read on. Question nothing.
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Safety Recall: Left Handed Screwdriver
KaleCo Automotive has announced a safety recall affecting its Left‑Handed Screwdriver (SKU: LTRL14). The recall was initiated after engineers discovered a serious…
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How to Choose the Best Blinker Fluid
Long before the market was flooded with off-brand impostors and glow-tinted abominations, there was KaleCoAuto Synthetic Blinker Fluid. The original blinker fluid,…
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These Viral Car Hacks Are Damaging Your Car
Some of the worst advice spreads the fastest and nowhere is that truer than in the world of DIY car care. From…
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Drivers: If you do this, what is wrong with you?
This driving behavior, according to top behavioral scientists: “It’s a rare condition known as Situational Velocity Dysregulation Disorder. Or, more commonly known…
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I’ve seen enough horror movies to know that you never read from the book.
That’s why I never open the owner’s manual
That’s why I never open the owner’s manual
Much like bargain fast food tacos, what began as a desire became a movement.
We’ve received complaints that our products are not real.
We’ll be forwarding this to customer service, which is just as real.
We’ll be forwarding this to customer service, which is just as real.
I found a tub of retinol resurfacing cream.
Applied it to my hood.
My paint is glowing, but my wife is incandescent.
Applied it to my hood.
My paint is glowing, but my wife is incandescent.
A helpful tip for loosening stuck bolts is to apply a good amount of heat.
Another helpful tip is to not use the microwave.
Another helpful tip is to not use the microwave.
If I purchase a rear engine car, does that mean that all of my problems are behind me?
At KaleCoAuto, we believe quality, creativity, and customer satisfaction are important words to put in a sentence.
Every car repair is simply a learning experience with receipts.
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Welcome to KaleCoAuto — Parts You Probably Shouldn’t Install, But hey, why not?
The original home of Blinker Fluid, Muffler Bearings, 710 caps, and Engine Oil Bypass Kits. KaleCoAuto delivers parody auto parts and satirical car advice for gearheads who take nonsense seriously.
At KaleCoAuto, we believe every car deserves a fighting chance to live its best, most mechanically questionable life. Whether you’re searching for classic items like Blinker Fluid or Muffler Bearings, or more contemporary parts like Johnson Rods, Piston Return Springs, or simply a Round Tuit, you’ve come to the right place.
- Authentic, “totally legal” automotive accessories
- Guaranteed to annoy your mechanic and horrify your spouse
- Engineered with the same precision as your cousin’s milk crate driver’s seat
Our catalog is proudly designed to help you break things you didn’t even know could break. It is carefully written in clear, only slightly condescending English.
Now fully supported by a customer service department with a deep, sincere dislike for human interaction.
Browse with caution. Install with courage. Drive with excellent insurance.