Tools

Fix broken window cranks, shift knobs, and steering wheels with the Universal Lever the adjustable all-purpose clamping tool that fits anything worth gripping. Engineered for firm control, smooth engagement, and a satisfying finish every time you twist, tug, or pull. Once it locks in, you’ll feel the difference immediately and probably won’t want to let go.

Tight fit? The KaleCoAuto Tailpipe Reamer opens things up with BOHICA grade precision: no lube, no shame, just smooth, even flow. Ream your tailpipe today! Available in sizes from medium to BIG BERTHA.

Meet the S&M Adjustable Wrench: part metric, part standard. Works on top and bottom bolts. Highly Versatile, can switch from left handed wrench to right. One end is metric and the other standard, but we can’t remember which end is which. You’ll have to experiment.

Tough day on the job? Meet the KaleCoAuto Jobsite Parts Washer: The cordless, 1500-PSI solution for cleaning your parts, no matter how disgusting they get. Built for filthy exhaust pipes, tools, and whatever else needs a serious rinse. Aim carefully.

Sick of losing your 10mm socket? The Loss-Proof 10mm Socket: chrome, engraved, and permanently tethered so you can’t lose it without also losing whatever you attached to it. You’ll always know where it is, even if you wish you didn’t. Comes in 3/8 for our convenience.

For the man who taught his son to change a tire but not express human emotion. Fragile Masculinity Tape  is perfect for holding together your tool chest and your complete inability to say “I love you.” Trusted by self-proclaimed alphas everywhere. Strong enough to fix a lawn chair. Not strong enough to fix your relationship with Bobby Jr.

Tired of guessing torque by feel and prayer? The KaleCoAuto Dual-Beam Torque Wrench measures up to 4 full Ugga Duggas in glorious half-dugga increments. It’s accurate, rugged, and might cause your neighbors to call a paleontologist.

Tired of dull flares that burn out too quickly? Declare independence from boring road flares with the Patriot Pyro Flare 9000. This roadside lifesaver shoots red, white, and blue fireworks so bright they’ll make passing truckers salute and geese fly south early. High-yield. Say hello to road safety and goodbye to your fingers.

You’ve said it for years and now you can finally get A Round Tuit. Made from solid steel and a little luck, this unpainted motivational disc is perfect for anyone who’s been putting off that oil change, drywall patch, or existential crisis. Pairs great with KaleCoAuto Elbow Grease.

Don’t have a hoist? No problem. The KaleCoAuto Sky Hook Set lifts engines, transmissions, or whatever else you drop straight into the sky. It works great, looks amazing, and might cause a minor shift in local gravity.

The Left Handed Screwdriver Set finally gives left oriented mechanics the turn the universe has long denied them. Precision built, proudly counterclockwise, and ready to embarrass anyone who picks it up wrong. Just be warned. Misuse may result in unstoppable confidence and a sudden inability to tolerate right-handed tools.

Dull wiper blades? With this your wiper blades will rival Exacalibur. Throw them on a Jaguar and be the one true King of England. Bring honor to your garage. Includes stone, wooden base, and bandages.

At KaleCoAuto, we believe in progressional tradition. That’s why we combined ancient pseudoscience with modern low cost manufacturing techniques to bring you the most advanced 10mm retrieval system not yet banned by OSHA. Rubberized. Chrome-tipped. Spiritually calibrated. Helping you find what we helped you lose.

Loose nut behind the wheel? Fix it with the only tool engineered for driver calibration. The KaleCoAuto Pilot Wrench tightens steering inputs, loosens overconfidence, and adjusts lane discipline—all without a torque spec. Ideal for tailgaters, turn signal dodgers, and anyone who never misses an exit.