Sky Hooks

Description

Say goodbye to the bulky, wheeled monstrosity you call an engine hoist. The KaleCoAuto Sky Hook set is here to elevate your garage. Literally. Drawing from the secret load-bearing arts of ancient sky rope climbers, this system lets you lift engines, transmissions, differentials, or furniture, all without taking up floor space.

Each Sky Hook connects directly to the sky via a reinforced belief-based anchoring system. Just clip, hoist, and ascend. It’s like a cherry picker, but from the gods. Adjustable with our Pilot Wrench.

• Rated for 700 lbs per chain, with four included for a full celestial lift
• Forged steel hooks with integrated collars to impress clouds and confuse birds
• No hydraulics, no leaks, no problems
• Saves floor space while providing a false sense of security

Whether you’re dropping a small block or just trying to free up shop space, the Sky Hook Set is your floating miracle. Comes fully unassembled, because the sky is already up there.

Disclaimer: Requires sky access and a liberal interpretation of reality. Do not use during lightning storms, low ceiling scenarios, or periods of existential doubt. Lift responsibly. In case of emergency, throw yourself at the ground and miss. May aggravate Catamimic Converter.