Gender Reveal Oil Additive

Description

You have a baby, but you don’t have an extremely obnoxious way to reveal the gender?
Introducing the KaleCoAuto Gender Reveal Oil Additive: the loudest, smokiest, most eye-watering method to announce your new arrival since the  cannon. Skip the cupcakes and confetti, and go straight to pouring this chemical masterpiece into your engine’s crankcase. Fire it up, pin the throttle, and wait as the high-powered solvents annihilate your seals, letting the oil get sucked straight into the combustion chambers. Moments later, your ride will belch out a triumphant cloud of bright blue or fierce pink smoke, leaving no neighbor unaware. Forget rolling coal. ROLL THIS.

• Aggressive seal-immolating formula guarantees a quick, unstoppable smoke show
• Compatible with our 710 cap
• Works in gas or diesel engines
• Available in eye searing bright pink or headache inducing blue
• Starts the celebration in mere seconds guaranteed
• Turns any gender reveal into a full-blown lawsuit from the EPA

Why settle for pastel nonsense and polite applause when you can incinerate your engine in the name of baby news? The KaleCoAuto Gender Reveal Oil Additive ensures your announcement will echo through the block  and possibly through the nearest scrapyard.

Disclaimer: For exhibition use only. Causes catastrophic engine damage, social judgment, potential prosecution, and heartbreak if you love your motor. Twins may dramatically accelerate pushrod exit velocity. Triplets may level half a city block. Not responsible for damage from flying valves. Smoke will not appear when used with our Engine Oil Bypass Kit.