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Demon Core Bobblehead
$41,250.99
Add dangerously critical style to your dash with the Demon Core Bobblehead. It nods with unsettling cheer, glows like a meltdown, and might reconfigure your DNA if you brake too hard. Beware the blue light special.
Description
(Pssst. You can get a holographic sticker of this little bobble buddy here!)
Every truly sensible driver needs a dash ornament with the raw majesty of a near-critical plutonium sphere  and KaleCoAuto is proud to present the Demon Core Dash Bobblehead, combining classic nuclear folly with a charming nodding bobblehead action.
Featuring a delightfully spring-loaded upper neutron reflector, the Demon Core bobbles gently over potholes, speed bumps, and moments of sheer panic. Should the hemispheres happen to align perfectly mid-bobble, you may experience a brief flash of blue light and an abrupt, lifelong understanding of radiation sickness. We recommend keeping the Left Handed Screwdriver (sold separately) well away from the mechanism, in case you or your helpful passenger should try opening it.
- Mildly critical for maximum morale
- Blue glow sure to start conversations or federal investigations
- Tungsten carbine neutron reflectors for long-term aesthetic meltdown resistance
- Upper hemisphere spring tension carefully tuned for highway excitement
- Looks smashing on most dashboards
Whether you’re stuck in traffic or outrunning your past mistakes, this bobblehead will cheerfully remind you that things can always get much worse.
Disclaimer: KaleCoAuto accepts no responsibility for spontaneous neutron bursts, the collapse of local spacetime, or neighbors who complain about the suspicious glow. Do not taunt, adjust, or tap the Demon Core Dash Bobblehead without proper lead shielding. May tear the fabric of space and time if used with the Flux Capacitor.
2 reviews for Demon Core Bobblehead
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Vern vonStig –
Vern vonStig respects danger. Vern kept this bobblehead on the dash during time trials. It stared into Vern’s soul and whispered, “you’ll never apex again.” Lap times went up, sanity went down. Vern keeps it as a reminder: fear is fast, and so is radiation.
Hank –
I don’t know who approved puttin’ something this unstable on a dashboard, but I’ll be honest, I kinda like it. Head bobbles real nice when the engine idles, and it keeps the neighborhood kids from gettin’ too close. Gives off a healthy glow. Probably fine.