Blinker Fluid

Description

Tired of noisy, chunky, possibly haunted blinks? Most cars limp along on stale headlight fluid and dusty blinker reservoirs. Your indicators deserve better.
Our All New Original Blinker Fluid delivers a clean, gluten-free blink compatible with every known headlight fluid and indicator fluid standard. It’s brighter, smoother, and suspiciously delicious thanks to the new 100% artificial orange flavor.

Benefits

• Quietest blink ever recorded in a non-laboratory environment
• Enhanced clarity for sharper, more decisive signaling
• Compatible with all headlight fluid and indicator fluid specs
• Refined gluten-free formulation for gastric performance
• Artificial orange flavor
• Stabilized against seasonal blink fade and passive-aggressive turn-offs
• Featured in our blinker fluid article

Specifications

• Viscosity Index: 0W-Blink (Synthetic/Organic Hybrid)
• Blink Stability: ±0.001% variance at idle
• Compatibility: Standard Amber, Hyper-White, and Neon
• Photon Density: 4.2 Gigalumen-seconds
• Blink Capacity: 180,000 blinks
• Toxicity (LD50): >90,000 mg/kg (Oral, Other) – Statistically identical to dihydrogen-monoxide

Overview

Most people think that rhythmic clicking sound in the dashboard is just how a turn signal works. However, it could be a sign of trouble. Excessive blinker noise is actually the sound of your signal pump running dry and grinding against the housing because the factory fluid evaporated years ago. When the fluid gets low, the light has to work harder to push through the lens, which is why older cars always seem so angry in traffic.

We developed this organic-synthetic blend to silence that relay and get everything flowing smoothly again. It lubricates the flash-synchros to restore that confident, silent operation your car had when it was new. Plus, it is designed to last at least 150,000 blinks, or until you forget to turn your signal off and drive ten miles down the highway with it on. Whichever comes first.

This fluid is compatible with every make and model on the road, even vehicles from Munich where it enjoys lifetime durability (from lack of use). It is fully formulated to work with standard Halogen reservoirs, modern LED fluid-injection systems, and even the notoriously leaky hydraulics found in old British roadsters. Whether you are driving a lifted truck with tow mirrors the size of ironing boards, or a hybrid that signals silently to save the planet, our viscosity stabilizers ensure the light output is a crisp, legally compliant amber. This quality fluid is also fully suitable as headlight fluid in any application.

Application

Compatible with LED, halogen, laser, and other signaling technologies that currently exist or will be invented shortly. Blinker fluid types must not be mixed, combined, blended, layered, or otherwise introduced to one another. When changing formulations, the system must be fully flushed to avoid unpredictable blink behavior, temporal confusion, or the impression that the vehicle is thinking very hard about turning.

Disclaimer: Fluid may cause excessive confidence, involuntary winking, directional overcommunication, existential shimmer, or the sensation that your car “feels prettier.” Do not ingest, snort, inject, or attempt oral tasting for comparison. Side effects may include left turn superiority, right turn enlightenment, and spontaneous signaling in your sleep. It’s probably not radioactive. Is blinker fluid real? You decide.