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Blinker Fluid
Original price was: $45.99.$38.99Current price is: $38.99.
The world’s quietest, gluten-free blink. Now with 42% less passive-aggression and 100% more smug confidence. This formulation is even more delicious than the last, not that you would do that sort of thing. But we did.
Description
Now Newer, Now More Improved.
Experience the quietest blink of your life— now organically. Our new and improved formula delivers unmatched performance for both import and domestic vehicles, now with:
- 100% Organic ingredients
- 100% Gluten-Free formulation
- Blinks harder, faster, and with less emotional baggage
- 42% Less Passive-Aggressive
- 15% More Aggressive-Aggressive
- Non habit forming
Perfect for vehicles that have been neglected, ridiculed, or simply out-blinked. Whether you’re cornering with confidence or just changing lanes in a 2003 Camry, our blinker fluid guarantees smug, silent superiority
Disclaimer: Not for internal use. May cause temporary vision enhancement, followed by irreversible smugness. Do not apply to nose, ears, or emotional wounds. Not recommended for use in Electric Vehicles or near goats. May cause dizziness, clarity, existential oversteer, or inability to operate a clutch. Use only as directed. Never ask who is directing. Prolonged exposure may result in mild transcendence. May cause BMW vehicles to enter a paradox state. Not for medical use, Dr. Rip Cornea. You know what you did. Space is important, so don’t call it blinkerfluid.Â
4 reviews for Blinker Fluid
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Rusty Chesterfield –
Back when I was your age blinkers just worked or they didn’t. But my grandson got me this here Blinker Fluid and I figgered what the heck. Poured it in real careful like and I’ll be, both my blinkers started tickin in time like a metronome on a Sunday mornin. Left one don’t lag no more and the right one don’t sound like it’s chewin gravel. Don’t know what’s in it, probably somethin foreign, but it sure did the trick. Folks at the home noticed too. Givin it 5 stars if that’s what we’re doin now. Wish they made this back in sixty two.
Chazzzzz –
YO this stuff had me dying, bro, put it on the ‘Gram and everybody thought I was serious. Signals still blinkin’ the same but my follower count went up, so it’s basically a W.
Donna Ignoble –
I cannot believe I succumbed to this absurd fluid. The label claimed enhanced signaling performance, but what it enhanced instead was my sense of gullibility. My indicators remain as underwhelming as ever, while my dignity lies in tatters.
Clem –
Been tellin’ greenhorns to top off their blinker fluid for decades, never thought I’d actually see it in a bottle. Tried it on the wife’s Buick, signals workin’ so good the neighbors thought she was landin’ a plane. Worth every penny.