4 Barrel Carbonator

Description

So we tried to order replacement carbonators for the soda machine in the break room. Thanks to autocorrect, we ended up with these. We don’t know what they’re for. We don’t know what they do. But we do know they’re pressure-regulated, a handsome shade of blue, and they have the unmistakable face of a 4-barrel carburetor staring into the distance.

Whether it carbonates cola or demands 91 octane is up to you. Probably both. Possibly neither. Either way, it’s on clearance.

• Polished stainless steel tank with bold KALECOAUTO branding
• Genuine-looking-ish Quadrajet-style carbo-carberuator face
• Real pressure gauge, but we don’t know what it’s measuring
• Heavy-duty regulator and braided line fittings
• Brushed steel baseplate, which was very expensive

This item is extremely limited, mostly because we don’t want to explain to accounting how many we ordered. Get yours now before we come to our senses.

Disclaimer:
May not carbonate. May not carburate.  Definitely doesn’t belong here. Pressure gauge not legally obligated to read anything useful. Not eligible for refund, warranty, or technical explanation.