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By Kale Richards, CEO
Safety Recall: Left Handed Screwdriver
A Totally Voluntary Recall
KaleCo Automotive has announced a safety recall affecting its Left‑Handed Screwdriver (SKU: LTRL14). The recall was initiated after engineers discovered a serious safety issue: customers have been using the screwdriver in their right hand.
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“This is not what the tool was designed for, The LTRL14 is intended exclusively for left‑handed applications. Right‑handed use may result in improper snugging, thread confusion, or in extreme cases, functional fastener installation.” -KaleCo spokesperson while holding a screwdriver upside‑down.
Recall Information
What’s the issue?
The LTRL14 Left‑Handed Screwdriver has been observed in widespread misuse. Specifically, customers have been operating the tool in their right hand. This is not only unsafe, it is strictly prohibited.
What should customers do?
Immediately discontinue right‑handed use of the LTRL14. If you are currently holding one in your right hand, put it down. Now.
What is the corrective action?
KaleCo Automotive will provide a complimentary sticker, clearly marked “FOR LEFT HAND USE ONLY,” which should be affixed to the handle of your screwdriver. This label will remind users not to operate the tool incorrectly.
Is the product safe?
Yes, when used properly in the left hand, the screwdriver remains fully functional, though results may vary.
Risk Assessment and Potential Hazards
Improper (right‑handed) use of the LTRL14 Left‑Handed Screwdriver may result in:
- Thread Reversal Confusion: Fasteners may appear to tighten while actually loosening, leading to dangerous over‑confidence.
- Torque Misalignment: Users may apply up to 300% more ugga‑duggas than recommended.
- Cross‑Threading Events: Increased likelihood of making it “someone else’s problem.”
- Unexpected Functionality: In rare cases, right‑handed use has been shown to properly seat screws, which violates KaleCo quality standards.
- Personal Embarrassment: Being caught using a left‑handed screwdriver incorrectly may cause ridicule from friends, neighbors, or your uncle who “knows tools.”
KaleCo Automotive reminds all customers that right‑handed operation is not just unsafe, it’s unthinkable.
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