Wiper Blade Sharpener

Description

When the rain begins to fall, and your wipers being to chatter across the glass, you know it’s time to do something about it. But you’re smarter than the average wasteful customer.

It is in this moment of need that you reach for the Wiper Blade Sharpener..

the Wiper Blade Sharpener is made from the finest ceramic and is the ultimate tool for restoring the lethal precision your windshield deserves.

• Nearing a 7.8 on the Mohs Scale, which is somewhere between industrial and ouch
• Features an inverted “V” groove for optimal edge retention and uniform stropping action
• Compatible with rubber, silicone, and exotic materials
• Comes in a handsome wooden base, ideal for displaying next to other items you can’t get past TSA
• Every stroke of this stone whispers: You’re sharper than the sharpies

Whether you’re slicing through storms or making passive-aggressive eye contact at lesser drivers, your blades will glide with the quiet menace of a well-paid assassin. And if, by some miracle of physics, they don’t stop the rain… well, at least they’ll carve thin satisfying slices from your windshield instead.

Now includes six (6) latex-free bandages.

Disclaimer: It cuts like a knife. Not for use in a scrape. Do not use while vehicle is in motion. Not responsible for lost digits. Wood is probably termite free. Sharpened wipers are not for swordfighting. Only for wiper blades, do not wipe anything else with items sharpened by this tool.