Soul: Electric Vehicles

Description

Soul – For Electric Vehicles
Put the spirit back in spirited.

Electric cars are fast. Efficient. Quiet.
But deep down, you know something’s missing.
It’s not horsepower.
It’s not gears. (But we can fix that too).
It’s a soul.

KaleCoAuto’s EV Soul is engineered to reintroduce personality, drama, and pageantry to even the most silent EV. No revs? No problem. Just clamp, activate, and prepare to feel something again.

No two bottled souls are alike. When you put the coal on you’ll hear anything from a banshee wail to the rumble of something ancient and terrible.

• All natural
• Organically sourced
• Afterlife-to-Table
• Religiously questionable
• Probably no one you knew
• Grandma!?

Note:
If you ever wish to remove the soul from vehicle, you will need an Old Prius and a Young Prius.

Warning: Side effects may include phantom clutch foot, imaginary shift points, and a sudden desire to heel-toe into your garage.

Disclaimer:
One Soul is not recognized by any spiritual, automotive, or governmental authority. Use only as directed. Do not taunt or challenge the soul. KaleCoAuto is not responsible for unexpected hauntings, drive-mode possession, or rivers of blood flowing through the door sill. If symptoms persist, consult a licensed exorcist. Keep away from dealerships.