Precision Ugga Dugga Wrench

Description

When precise torque really matters, you don’t want to rely on “tight and a half” You want calibrated, beam-measured, dead-accurate caveman power. The KaleCoAuto Dual-Beam Torque Wrench measures real, honest-to-goodness Ugga Duggas, the universal unit of torque first scrawled on a cave wall beside an exploded mammoth cart. With a working range from 0 to 4 full Ugga Duggas in easy-to-read half-dugga increments (1 ugga), this tool puts the grunt back in grunt work.

Engineered with a dual-beam flex shaft and a carved wooden handle that’s been certified for prehistoric accuracy, it comes standard with a 3/8″ drive head and a steel indicator needle that’s precise enough for government work.

• Measures 0 to 4 Ugga Duggas with 0.5 Ugga precision
• Gauge conveniently located near the handle for wrist-based triangulation
• Laser-etched “UGGA DUGGAS” scale and high-friction red pointer
• Quality hardwood club handle for primal gripping power
• Standard Ugga Duggas, no fancy metric gutentite markings

This is the torque wrench for those who know that too tight is not right, and that wrist feel is fine, but a proper Ugga Duggas reading is divine.

Disclaimer:
Not calibrated to metric, SAE, or biblical measurements. Units may fluctuate based on humidity and how you hold your mouth. Handle may contain splinters, it builds character. Use responsibly. Or don’t. We’re not your cave captain.