Passenger Ejection Seat

Description

Ever find yourself on a scenic drive, trying to enjoy the satisfying purr of a finely tuned engine only to be interrupted by a passenger explaining how their cousin’s Tesla is “actually really faster because it’s electric?” Introducing the Passenger Ejection Seat by KaleCoAuto: the final word in conversational exit strategies.

Crafted from nearly aircraft grade aluminum, this ejector hides a compact but powerful ejection mechanism that installs on most seats. With a discreet launch button, you can now terminate unsolicited life coaching at 120 ft/s².

• Transparent seat for illustrative purposes only
• Slimline ejection rail guides for accurate passenger dispersal
• Underseat “Encouragement Module” with patented KaleKaBoom propulsion
• Optional: Open the sunroof. (If you like your passenger)
• Use with Flux Capacitor to launch your passenger into the Jurassic period.
• Mostly tested on crash dummies

Perfect for:

Unwanted podcast recitations
Backseat drivers who don’t know they’re in the front
When the passenger dialog skip button isn’t enough.

Disclaimer: Eject responsibly. Always check for overhead wires, low-flying geese, or drive-thrus with overhangs. Cannot be installed in same position as Butt Dyno.