Passenger Dialog Skip

Description

Has this ever happened to you? Your passenger is 20 minutes into explaining crytpocurrency without taking a breath, and no matter how many times you raise the volume on the stereo they just keep talking louder? Not quite ready to eject them?

We all know someone who thinks a quiet car ride is a missed opportunity to explain the Magna Carta. Enter the KaleCoAuto Skip Dialog Button. The only cabin accessory brave enough to say zip it without saying a word.

Engineered with industrial-grade tactile resistance and passive-aggressive flair, the Skip Dialog Button gives you the power to mute, fast-forward, or emotionally derail unwanted passenger commentary.

• Instantly disables 83% of unsolicited monologues
• Includes stylish red “no talking” symbol
• Can be configured to work automatically for certain phrases and keywords such as:
• “Well, actually”, “alpha”, or “podcast”
• Supports multi-passenger suppression with optional CAN-bus integration

Easy to install: just plug in, press, and enjoy the silence of your own thoughts for once,
Warning: Repeated use may result in fewer carpool invitations and permanent social tranquility.

This part replaces the ‘passenger noise reducer.’ which wasn’t a very good gag anyway.

Disclaimer: Use with spouse at your own peril. Only works within vehicle. If pressed after hearing “we need to talk” it may cost your house and 50% of your assets. Do not tape button down.