Engine Oil Bypass Kit

Description

Protect your oil from the engine. After billions of years in the ground, it’s been through enough.

Modern engines place an unreasonable burden on engine oil—expecting it to lubricate, cool, clean, seal, and generally babysit a collection of volatile, spinning, exploding metal parts. Oil has been getting thinner and thinner to compensate for modern efficient engines. 0w20, seriously?

Introducing the KaleCoAuto Engine Oil Bypass Kit. A bold reimagining of lubrication theory that courageously bypasses your entire engine. That’s right. With our patented reroute configuration, your oil cycles safely and silently through a closed, hermetically beautiful loop of hoses, tubes, and hastily 3D printed parts. The oil stays pristine, the filter stays spotless, and the engine, well, that’s probably normal lifter noise.

• Guaranteed clean oil filter because no dirty parts are ever involved
• Closed-loop design creates the illusion of lubrication
• Reduces oil temperature by not subjecting it to heat
• Engine will eventually become as quiet as a graveyard
• Compatible with all modern oils and incompatible with most engineering principles

No longer will your oil be forced to scrub pistons or soothe angry bearings. With the KaleCoAuto Engine Oil Bypass Kit, oil becomes what it was always meant to be: beautiful.

Disclaimer: For external use only. Do not ingest engine shrapnel. May void engine, warranty, and bowels. Do not use to transport oil through engines. Not compatible with electric vehicles. Not for use with deep fryers. Compatible with 710 cap, but what’s the point? Not compatible with Gender Reveal Oil Additive.