Elbow Grease

Description

Ran out of Elbow Grease halfway through your third attempt at loosening that one bolt that may, in fact, be welded to the very soul of the chassis? Can’t lift your engine block by hand like you used to back in ’78 when men were men and torque specs were measured in ugga duggas?

Introducing KaleCoAuto Elbow Grease. A high-performance tub of synthetic motivation, designed for the modern mechanic who refuses to admit defeat, ask for help, or read the instructions.

Infused with patented Determinatrix™ and fortified with the resolve of a thousand busted knuckles, this formula gets the job done. Or at least makes you feel slightly better about trying.

• For the lugs that we all are.
• Great for very tight nuts.
• Perfectly matched for hard work.

Pairs well with KaleCoAuto A Round Tuit

Warning:
HARD WORK MAY LEAD TO INCREASED MUSCLE TONE AND REDUCED LAZINESS.
Use sparingly. Overuse may result in unsolicited neighbor admiration, a sore back, or a newfound reputation for getting things done.

Disclaimer:
This product does not contain actual elbow or actual grease. Results may vary depending on attitude, tool quality, and number of teenagers watching you work without offering to help. Keep out of reach of people who complain about “manual labor” being offensive.