Burned Clutch

Description

Introducing Burned Clutch – eau de parfum.

A first of its kind fragrance from KaleCoAuto.

Designed for those who drive automatics, but don’t want to smell like they do.

With carefully engineered notes of overheated pressure plate, carbon dust, and desperation under load, Burned Clutch creates the unmistakable aroma of a slightly worn but highly respected manual transmission.

Spray generously before Cars & Coffee, first dates, or any interaction where you don’t want your paddle shifters discovered.
Those flappy paddles will be our secret.
Promise.

Deception never smelled so manual.

Disclaimer: Smells like false confidence, regret, and the ghost of manual transmissions past. Eye, skin, and inhalation irritant. Do not handle without PPE. Wash thoroughly if contact occurs. If ingested, notify next of kin. Compatible with all traditional and dual-clutch transmissions. Use on CVT-equipped vehicles is not recommended. It’s just too sad.