10mm Socket Dowsing Rod

(3 customer reviews)
$28.95

At KaleCoAuto, we believe in progressional tradition. That’s why we combined ancient pseudoscience with modern low cost manufacturing techniques to bring you the most advanced 10mm retrieval system not yet banned by OSHA. Rubberized. Chrome-tipped. Spiritually calibrated. Helping you find what we helped you lose.

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At KaleCoAuto, we asked a bold question:
What if you could find a 10mm socket using a stick?
Then we went further and asked:
What if you had to pay us money to obtain that stick?
What if the stick was wood, chrome, and partially rubberized?

The result is the 10mm Socket Dowsing Rod, a state of the mystic art divination device for the modern mechanic, hobbyist, or emotionally unavailable gearhead.

By using fragments from a real 10mm socket, the tip of the dowsing rod naturally attempts to become lost. Simply hold the handles, and follow it to treasure.

  • Sustainably-sourced, all natural wood-like substance
  • Blue rubberized grips on handles
  • End cap precision-machined from real reconstituted socket
  • It’s just a really good stick

Whether you’re lost in the garage, lost in life, or just really, really need that socket—this rod is here for you.

Disclaimer:
Compatible only with metric belief systems. Do not bring within 50 feet of tool trucks. Not for use with Ouija boards, spirit boxes, or 3/8 sockets. Cannot be used to find your missing nuts. Handle with uncertainty. May cause burns if used while Mercury is in retrograde.

3 reviews for 10mm Socket Dowsing Rod

  1. Clem

    Look, I been wrenchin’ since before fuel injection, and this thing actually found a 10 mil I lost in a Vortec intake back in 2002. Dang near cried when I saw it. Works better than a magnet and don’t set off my pacemaker.

  2. Donna Ignoble

    In what might be considered a tragic misalignment of cosmic purpose, I attempted to wield this so-called dowsing rod upon a 3/8 socket. It responded with all the enthusiasm of a damp paper towel. Apparently, its singular devotion to the 10mm is unwavering, which is admirable in theory but quite limiting in practice. Disappointed, yet strangely impressed by its loyalty

  3. Sam Buck

    I bought this as a gag, but the dang rod pointed straight to my missing 10mm behind the shop vac. I don’t know if it’s magic or what, but I’m keeping it in the toolbox just in case. Pretty slick

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